Caption this: Danica Patrick

Patrick speaking at Texas Motor Speedway.

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  1. You found a snake nest WHERE? How many? That close to my motor home?

  2. What do you mean Kyle Petty doesn't like me? What happened to that strange obsession he with me last season? Did it just vanish?

  3. From @regina_newell

    Whoa Kyle, you don't have to get on your knees to beg forgiveness.

  4. OOOO your right... NASCRAP DOES SUCK!!!!

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