Caption this: Danica Patrick

Patrick speaking at Texas Motor Speedway.

Leave your caption in the comment section below. One entry per person and please leave your name or twitter handle. Anonymous posts will not be eligible to win.

We'll take captions until Thursday evening, then the Skirts and Scuffs staff will vote to choose a winner. Check back this Saturday to read the winning caption.

And yes, there is a PRIZE! The "Caption this" winner will receive a copy of the book, Race Fans' Devotions to Go. The winner must follow instructions for sending us his or her contact info, as specified in the winning caption post.

Bring on your funnies. We look forward to reading them! :o)
Caption this: Danica Patrick Caption this: Danica Patrick Reviewed by Beth Reinke on Monday, July 01, 2013 Rating: 5


  1. You found a snake nest WHERE? How many? That close to my motor home?

  2. GoDaddy wants me to do WHAT?

  3. What do you mean Kyle Petty doesn't like me? What happened to that strange obsession he with me last season? Did it just vanish?

  4. From @regina_newell

    Whoa Kyle, you don't have to get on your knees to beg forgiveness.

  5. OOOO your right... NASCRAP DOES SUCK!!!!

  6. This contest is now closed. Check back Saturday to see the winning caption. :o)