Caption this: Kasey Kahne & Max Papis

Pocono winner Kasey Kahne with Max Papis. What are they discussing?

Leave your caption in the comment section below. One entry per person and please leave your name or twitter handle. Anonymous posts will not be eligible to win.

We'll take captions until Thursday evening, then the Skirts and Scuffs staff will vote to choose a winner. Check back this Saturday to read the winning caption.

And yes, there is a PRIZE! The "Caption this" winner will receive a copy of the book, Race Fans' Devotions to Go. The winner must follow instructions for sending us his or her contact info, as specified in the winning caption post.

Bring on your funnies. We look forward to reading them! :o)
Caption this: Kasey Kahne & Max Papis Caption this: Kasey Kahne & Max Papis Reviewed by Beth Reinke on Monday, August 05, 2013 Rating: 5


  1. From @NASCARmonologue via twitter:

    "Don't worry Kasey ... I'm not slap happy today."

  2. "Aw, come on, Kasey, I know it sounds sketchy, but getting a puppy will increase your female fan-base dramatically! Trust me!"

  3. From @Debbie_Str8Away via twitter:

    "I hope Paulie Harraka doesn't start behind you. He's known to crash into other cars on pit road before the green flag drops."

  4. Give me fifty bucks and Rick Hendrick's cell number and I'll tell you where Turn Four is. Seriously.

  5. From @dannyd513 via twitter:

    Max: "No, ... Monster tastes better then Red Bull!"

  6. I told Tony I needed a break, he took it literally.

  7. Dude where's my car?

  8. I told you I would be in the 14 this week

  9. Thanks for all the great captions. It will be difficult to pick a winner this week!

    This contest is now closed. Check back on Saturday for the winner.