Caption this: Jeff Burton


Leave your caption in the comment section below. One entry per person and please leave your name or twitter handle. Anonymous posts and those with crass or vulgar content will not be eligible to win. Remember, this is all in good fun, so show us your creative, witty side.

We'll take captions until Thursday evening, then the Skirts and Scuffs staff will vote to choose a winner. Check back this Saturday to read the winning caption.

And yes, there is a PRIZE! The "Caption this" winner will receive a copy of the book, Race Fans' Devotions to Go. The winner must follow instructions for sending us his or her contact info, as specified in the winning caption post.

Bring on your funnies. We look forward to reading them! :o)
Caption this: Jeff Burton Caption this: Jeff Burton Reviewed by Beth Reinke on Tuesday, September 10, 2013 Rating: 5


  1. From Donald @cobra640 via twitter:

    What did I do wrong to lose my ride?

  2. I wonder if my seat wiil fit in Harrison's Late Model?

  3. From Sheri @31SpazCat15

    Choices, Choices Soooooo many Choices!

  4. From Valerie Salmons Perkins via Facebook.

    I'm a ventriloquist! Watch me talk without moving my lips!

  5. This contest is now closed. Check back on Saturday to see the winning caption. :o)

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