Eldora Speedway owner extraordinaire, Tony Stewart, poses for the camera.
We'll take captions until Thursday evening, then the Skirts and Scuffs staff will vote to choose a winner. Check back this Saturday to read the winning caption.
And yes, there is a PRIZE! The "Caption this" winner will receive a copy of the book, Race Fans' Devotions to Go. The winner must follow instructions for sending us his or her contact info, as specified in the winning caption post.
Bring on your funnies. We look forward to reading them! :o)