Caption this: Ryan Newman

Our photographer snapped this photo of Newman at
Texas Motor Speedway this weekend.

Leave your caption in the comment section below. One entry per person and please leave your name or twitter handle. Anonymous posts and those with crass or vulgar content will not be eligible to win. Remember, this is all in good fun, so show us your creative, witty side.

We'll take captions until Thursday evening, then the Skirts and Scuffs staff will vote to choose a winner. Check back this Saturday to read the winning caption.

And yes, there is a PRIZE! The "Caption this" winner will receive a copy of the book, Race Fans' Devotions to Go. The winner must follow instructions for sending us his or her contact info, as specified in the winning caption post.

Bring on your funnies. We look forward to reading them! :o)
Caption this: Ryan Newman Caption this: Ryan Newman Reviewed by Beth Reinke on Tuesday, November 05, 2013 Rating: 5


  1. My favorite place to catch a catnap!

  2. Imma let you finish your nap Ryan, but Schrader is the best nap taker evah!

  3. Please understand I have kids I just Neeeeed 5 minutes please just 5 minutes

  4. If I pretend I'm sleeping, that darned Michael Waltrip who thinks he's Mr. Reporter, will just walk on by. Whew! That was close!

  5. You've got to sleep, so those dreams can come true.

    Twitter: L5S1ouch (Rhonda)

  6. Now I lay me down to sleep - Submitted by Indira Newell via Facebook

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